Untitled for now, I asked coworkers to come up with the smutty phrases we've been seeing and hearing around the interwebs. I can't bring myself to use this one so I'll be changing the ending.
Silent but deadly,
I snuck out of your room,
And rode my bike to your garden,
To see the flowers bloom.
But down by the roses,
Past a big yellow cat,
I found a big brown box,
Next to our welcome mat.
I cut a hole in the box,
And found lots of things,
Balls and shirts and underwear,
And toys and books and rings.
I pulled out two birds, one cup
And a rocking horse I named “Mom”
So every day
When I go outside to play,
My other ride is your Mom, okay?